where my ark at?

Yesterday there was a crazy storm--torrential rain, intense lightening, and thunder so strong car alarms were going off left and right. Of course you can protect yourself from getting drenched with rain boots and a raincoat, but you're flimsy, old umbrella isn't going to save you now. That bitch is going to turn inside-out more than you breathe. You're solution: a bubble umbrella.

Sure it's big and a bit of a pain to carry around once it stops raining, but it gets the job done and doesn't let you down. Make sure to always buy a clear one so you can see through it if you hold it down to enclose your face in the bubble. I got mine two summers ago at Target for $10, but prices have raised to about $17 due to increasing popularity. 

Go and get one before the next flood!!

PS: For you two males who follow paperbag trendy, guys with bubble umbrellas are cute. Guys who are drenched from the rain are lazy and look like wet dogs.